1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me!"
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

Questions from zeecoldwater

1. What's the worst meal you've ever had?
Once-- from a pizza place I liked and trusted up until this point-- I got a piece of pizza so desiccated that the cheese was lined with a network of tiny cracks– it looked like the canvas of a Renaissance oil painting. Somehow, bad food is worse when you're expecting it to be good.

2. Have you ever hallucinated?
Once... god, I think it was way back in eight grade-- I was so deliriously sick that I hallucinated that some unseen person was holding me down in bed, among other things. Wasn't very fun!

3. If I threw an orange at you, would you dodge it?
I would flinch and then probably get hit anyway, since I have the coordination of a sea slug.

4. Under what circumstances would you ever be compelled to take to the streets in a Regency dress and bonnet?
Attempting to infiltrate Jane Austen fan gathering, agency all out of Mr. Darcy outfits.

5. If you could have one anachronistic thing from the Victorian era, what would it be? Can be an event, actual item or even a person, if you're that way inclined.

This is a hard question because it is hard to pick just one. Perhaps a conversation with Charlotte Brontë, so I could ask her what's up with all the phrenology references in Jane Eyre.